Gimme the Facts, Pardner!

Yee Haw! Here we go! Are you ready for the juicy details?

Background: Random Trivia:
Cattle rustler from Oklahoma
Two Cowpoke brothers
Got a set of rattlesnake fearin' parents in Texas
Gone from cattle rustler to city folk, now I'm in NYC
Got a man from New York City (no more cowpokes for me!)
Always on the move (Gypsy Queen!)
Pro-Book, Anti-TV (It'll melt your brain!)
I like to eat cheese (eh, Gromit?)

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